jumpingjacktrash:

schwoozie:

[x]

“what’s the matter, son, you never heard that phrase before?”

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aut0graph:

this is fucking great

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deantrippe:

timekiller-s:

istealforksfromrestaurants:

Hi Tumblr, it’s me, a slightly older person…

I see a lot of you 20 somethings saying things about how you aren’t going to choose the lesser of two evils and that their policy on important matters are identical so what’s the point they’re both stooges for Wall Street and the Industrial War Complex. 

You are right. Kind of. 

I know y’all LOVE the 90’s. Me too. And I remember after after eight years of Clinton/Gore, I thought those motherfuckers were the devil. I was soooooooooooo upset with Bill Clinton waving his deregulation wand and his fucked foreign policy that I was all FUCK THE DEMOCRATS and I strongly advocated for Ralph Nader, even though he too didn’t really care about my “gonad politics.” Even when not choosing between the “lesser of two evils,” I was STILL having to compromise major issues. 

Having been an adult person through 8 years of Clinton/Gore and 8 years through Bush/Cheney, I can tell you without a shred of hesitation that I will line up like my ass is on fire to vote for the lesser of two evils because the greater of two evils almost had us all living outside and eating dog food. 

And if you think that a Romney presidency won’t be worse than Bush/Cheney, you are out of your mind. 

I am fucking begging all of you, please, go vote. Aside from the fact that far more dangerous things are happening on your local level, (like collective bargaining being taken away in Illinois) this shit does matter. 

If you think voting for Obama is the lesser of two evils, you’re wrong, it’s the lesser of three because not voting IS voting for Romney. Not voting is voting for dickbag judges that sentence people to jail in counties that have privatized prisons for minor drug infractions. Not voting is voting to remove pensions and collective bargaining and the last shreds of union power from the people. Not voting this election is voting for Feudalism.

Go vote. 

Now pardon me, there’s some damn kids on my lawn and they want candy. 

Bold emphasis is placed by me.

Not voting is how you vote Republican.

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presidentjonesco:

http://vote.barackobama.com

http://vote.barackobama.com

http://vote.barackobama.com

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withgreatgusto:

creepy-rulebreakingmoth:

telemann:

One of the best political cartoons I’ve seen.

wow. i’m speechless.

whoa

pokemonmasterkimba:

pugletto:

rabbleprochoice:

If you’re raped, and it was “legitimate”, then you should see your pregnancy (LOL, you can’t get pregnant from being legitimately raped but we’ll humor you) as a gift from God and give birth to a fetus you don’t want.

But we also don’t want you to be able to lessen your chances of getting pregnant from a “legitimate rape” (even though we know that can’t happen because the Fallopian tubes are spastic LOL) by using birth control which is why we don’t want it covered by any insurance companies anywhere under any circumstances. Oh, and if you ever wanted to have a kid without being raped but needed some help (perhaps because of how violent your illegitimate rape was), we’re gonna outlaw IVF, too.

And should you actually consent to a pregnancy we’re going to impose restrictions on you that will force you to give birth to it even if it’s stillborn because cows do it and we believe women and cows are similar. In addition, you won’t be able to get an abortion if your life is in danger because we know that’s never really warranted because SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY.

Should you bring a child into this world without complications (like you’ll have a choice in carrying to term or not, cause we’ll take away that shit, too, LOL), we don’t want to have to pay for it, so we will remove all social program funding to make sure you won’t have health insurance, WIC, protection from your abuser, or affordable reproductive or prenatal care through Planned Parenthood. Sucks if your rapist requests parental rights, visitation, or custody, too.

And we won’t do anything to make sure you’ll be paid a livable wage or even the same as your male peers so you might actually be able to provide for that gift from God that was conceived in rape because you need to make your rape lemons into lemonade, goddammit.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Love,

Rabble

Posting this on my main because everyone needs to see it.

(And as a side note: If you’re seriously voting for Romney, we’re not even going to get along. Do with that what you will.)

This is what we’re talking about when we say “War on Women.”

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barackobama:

Matt M. sent this in with a one-word note:

Forward.

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betype:

This November, Cage The Elephant

Elephant designed by Adrijan Karavdic from The Noun Project

Submitted by creativetuna

*Betype’s note: This blog doesn’t necessary support or agree any political or religious opinion of the submitted images*

laurentaki:

i love the design process. all of the planning, ideas, and headaches that go into producing an awesome piece of work.

barackobama:

Mitt Romney has been keeping the fact-checkers busy since last week’s debate.

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escapekit:

KU Gets the Vote Out

AIGA (National Association for Design) Get Out the Vote campaign invites designers to create nonpartisan posters and videos that inspire the American public to participate in the electoral process and vote in the 2012 general election.

I love this idea, where designers gather for the greater good and raise awareness through beautiful design.

Oh look, it’s the project we just did in Majors.

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thedailywhat:

Samuel L. Jackson Gets Vulgar For Obama of the Day: Samuel L. Jackson’s new spot for Obamais a perfect homage to the audiobook he recorded for Go The F**k To Sleep.

But what would Dr. Suess think?

(Not Safe For Work — language.)

[punditkitchen]

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terribletoaster:

milesjai:

motherjones:

Well here’s a headline you don’t see every day…

If you’re skeptical, hear him say it for himself. 

It just gets worse and worse as you read it and LISTEN to him. Holy crap. Spread this, I mean it, to every American able to vote LISTEN.

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pugletto:

Get educated before you vote in November! Even if you’ve already decided, there’s no harm in looking at your options!

http://www.jillstein.org/

http://www.jillstein.org/

http://www.jillstein.org/

Take a look at her stance on some of the big issues too! She makes a lot of points that aren’t covered by the big guns in media. Make sure you vote! It’s your right!